This Machine...I Mean 8 year Old Is Insane!

Thank you TOC for sending this to me!  I will be putting my children in ballet and croquet lessons on monday morning.  Wrestling, however, is in their blood as they come from a long line of wrestlers and are built like brick sh** houses.  They also find that when I bend down to pick something (probably their mess) off the floor, that it's an open invitation to climb on me in an effort "to take this broad out!"  My angels also eat twice as much as I do at all meals and wash it down w/ an 8oz glass of I'm Going To Break You when they're finished.  Check this out and have a great weekend.

Pint-Sized Pin Machine: 8-Year-Old Wrestling Champ | ThePostGame
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I dedicate this to you Mike Huckabee

Because if there weren't douche bags like you, I'd still have nothing to blog about for 2 weeks.  This segment of Planet Rex comes to you today from a true, uneducated, broke, jobless, uninsured, nanny-less, single mom.  I thank gawd for idiots like you, Mike, and sit at home wondering why I'm not a republican voting for more ignorant rants to be regurgitated from the bowels of Fox News!  If you missed this, I applaud you and envy you as well, but here is what he said in regards to an engaged Natalie Portman:

"I think it gives a distorted image that not everybody hires nannies and caretakers and nurses. Most single moms are very poor, uneducated, can't get a job, and if it weren't for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death and would not get healthcare."

Anyway, here's wishing you the best to sorting out the difference between what an average lifestyle is like and that of a celebrity.  Because obviously Huckabee is finding that difficult....

Happy Friday!  What are you doing this weekend?  We're going bowling!!  Can't wait!  Also going to wish lil' pumpkin Mitch a Happy Birthday!  Happy Birthday to Kimmy this week too!  Love ya, doll!