I dedicate this to you Mike Huckabee

Because if there weren't douche bags like you, I'd still have nothing to blog about for 2 weeks.  This segment of Planet Rex comes to you today from a true, uneducated, broke, jobless, uninsured, nanny-less, single mom.  I thank gawd for idiots like you, Mike, and sit at home wondering why I'm not a republican voting for more ignorant rants to be regurgitated from the bowels of Fox News!  If you missed this, I applaud you and envy you as well, but here is what he said in regards to an engaged Natalie Portman:

"I think it gives a distorted image that not everybody hires nannies and caretakers and nurses. Most single moms are very poor, uneducated, can't get a job, and if it weren't for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death and would not get healthcare."

Anyway, here's wishing you the best to sorting out the difference between what an average lifestyle is like and that of a celebrity.  Because obviously Huckabee is finding that difficult....

Happy Friday!  What are you doing this weekend?  We're going bowling!!  Can't wait!  Also going to wish lil' pumpkin Mitch a Happy Birthday!  Happy Birthday to Kimmy this week too!  Love ya, doll!