I Think 'Cloud' is Like Religion

No one can actually give it ONE perfect definition and stand 100% confident in their less than perfect statement.  Define Statement: a communication or declaration in speech or writing, setting forth facts, particulars, etc.*  I guess I don't think it would be a statement then, do I?  Because with statement, one would be setting forth facts.  So, with today's development of the ambiguous 'cloud', I will define a new industry term:  Cloud Religion.  The term used when someone defines what cloud means to them.  To me, cloud is more a private internet most popularly offered in 1 or 10G packages w/ a Mbs of some sort to connect to your illusive and quite exclusive cloud.  Done.  Next stop: The White House; as I was voted most likely to overthrow the President in High School, I might as well give it a whirl.  Albeit, I am fond of our President but questioning the world's biggest arms deal to Saudi Arabia that he just had something to do with...  Happy New Year to all!!  Please drive safe, and don't get too crazy.  Your mother could not go on without you.

*Dictionary.com