Hockey!!!

I signed the boys up for hockey yesterday and now I hope I can be tough.  If you've ever met the tornado twins, you know they're tough but if you've ever met me, you know I'm just portraying a tough girl who is all smooshy inside.  I can be momma bear and I hope it's not you that brings her out but otherwise I'm what's called a roasted marshmallow.  That's what my mother says at least.  I am gooey on the inside.  So I digress.  I signed them up for hockey - The Colorado Flames!!  They have been on roller skates once.  On inline skates NEVER.  They're much like their father though, they can pick up a sport just by thinking about it.  I am the one I'm worried about.  I will want to yell "honey, are you alright?!" every single time they fall.  What if they cry?  I will want to go out there.  I know that I can't do that but what I don't know is how I'm going to GET A FREAKING HOLD OF MYSELF!!  We all know that Boy B will be bashing through 5 year olds as soon as he gets a load of 'checking' a fool!   I see yet another set of stitches in my near future, don't I?  So any advice that you all can give me, (and it better not be "you can't go, Sarah") I will gladly accept.  Next sport: Gymnastics!  Here is a pic not of hockey twins but just as fun.  There is a turtle in Colorado somewhere that still hasn't come back out of his shell.....