What a Boring Hump Day

So let's see, The Derby is a week away, Mother's Day is 18 or so days away..... My boss has not sent the "person" in to be trained by a less than willing me. Pretty boing. I know why!! Because it's 80 degrees and gorgeous outside and that's where everyone's at!!! I took Tank to a friends house last night (Tank is our beloved English Mastiff puppy - the size of a commuter train at 6 months) and I think he ran into their glass door so hard that it knocked him cross-eyed. Is that possible?!! What's more, are there doggie spectacles OR doggie lasik? I'll post pic's of him tomorrow morning. You be the judge.